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  1. Cam, just going on your LOTU idea, which i think is great. I was watching a classic Aussie movie called Bad Boy Bubby and there is a scene in which Bubby is talking to a Scientist about GOD and the Scientist comes up with the best explanation of why there is no god that i have heard:

    You see, no one’s going to help you Bubby, because there isn’t anybody out there to do it. No one. We’re all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles – we don’t live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don’t die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it’s ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don’t even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then – and only then – do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that’s what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.

    Brilliant piece of writing and something i will be challenging my religeous friends with. Just thought you would be interested. As for the movie, it is one fucked up yet brilliant aussie film.

  2. Cam, was watching an Aussie film the other day called BAD BOY BUBBY and there was a scene in which Bubby was talking to a Scientist about god. Its a great piece of writing and something which could be a great addition to the LOTU bible.

    You see, no one’s going to help you Bubby, because there isn’t anybody out there to do it. No one. We’re all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles – we don’t live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don’t die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it’s ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don’t even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then – and only then – do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that’s what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.

    An awesome film and very sick and hillarious, a must watch.

  3. sorry about the double up cam, didnt think the first one went thru.

    Bad Boy Bubby an aussie film (1994) directed by Rolf de Heer of 10 Canoes fame and starring the brilliant Nicholas Hope.
    Was shot in Port Adelaide and caused much a stir on release due to the incest scenes between Bubby and his Mother.
    ENJOY!!

  4. Found this one on http://www.guy-sports.com after doing a Google search for funny Vista error messages. Long but funny! 🙂

    Vista_Error: 001 Vista loaded – Warning your computer is now in danger

    Vista_Error: 002 No Error – Check again in 10 seconds

    Vista_Error: 003 Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file

    Vista_Error: 004 Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong (just testing)

    Vista_Error: 005 Multitasking attempted – System confused

    Vista_Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch – phone Kevlar

    Vista_Error: 007 System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware

    Vista_Error: 008 Broken window. Path not found – phone Glazier

    Vista_Error: 009 Horrible bug encountered – Press F13 for more help

    Vista_Error: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full

    Vista_Error: 00B Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50GB

    Vista_Error: 00C Memory hog error – More RAM needed. More! More! More!

    Vista_Error: 00D Window closed – Do not look outside

    Vista_Error: 00E Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened

    Vista_Error: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

    Vista_Error: 013 Unexpected error – Huh ?

    Vista_Error: 014 Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.

    Vista_Error: 018 Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.

    Vista_Error: 019 User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

    Vista_Error: 01A Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

    Vista_Error: 01B Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

    Vista_Error: 01C Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.

    Vista_Error: 01D System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.

    Vista_Error: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

    Vista_Error: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

    Vista_Error: 020 Error recording error codes – Remaining errors will be lost.

    Vista_Error: 042 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.

    Vista_Error: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

    Vista_Error: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.

    Vista_Error: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

    Vista_Error: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

    Vista_Error: 815 Insufficient Memory – Only 5,000 Gigawatts available

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