Hugo Chavez loves Grandma Funks

Chavez is making geopolitics interesting again. Just as it looks like the Fidelissimo is riding off into a khaki sunset, along comes Hilarious Hugo with his attacks on Bush. According to The Australian:

VENEZUELAN President Hugo Chavez has taken his anti-imperialist rhetoric to New York’s Harlem overnight and ridiculed US President George W. Bush as a puffed-up John Wayne wannabe. And a supportive crowd loved it.

Mr Chavez stunned delegates at the UN General Assembly on Wednesday by calling Mr Bush "the devil himself" and saying he left the smell of sulfur hanging in the chamber from his appearance the previous day.

He received an ovation at the United Nations, but nothing like the raucous and upbeat receptions later Wednesday at a free university and again overnight at a Baptist church in the predominantly black neighbourhood of Harlem.

Crowds soaked up his critique of the Iraq war, his interpretation of the history of US military interventions and his stories about visiting Cuban President Fidel Castro, who is recovering from surgery.

You have to love this guy. He doesn’t just stay home and slag Bush. He goes to New York muthafraking City and says it. This is a man of the people. He’s also doing almost as much for Noam Chomsky’s book sales as his appearance on G’Day World:

Mr Chavez began his speech by displaying a copy of American writer Noam Chomsky’s 2004 book Hegemony or Survival: America’s Quest for Global Dominance, and recommended it to UN delegates and US citizens.

By yesterday, the book had risen from backlist obscurity to the No. 3 bestseller at Amazon.com

And the reason why the Democrats won’t win another election? They denounced Chavez! They should be getting this guy tattooed on their freaking skulls. He’s doing what they (and the US media) seem too scared to do – criticize Bush in a way that gets people’s attention.

Grandma Funks by the way is a terrific café in Richmond (Melbourne) that I’m having breakfast in this morning and I’ve just discovered they have FREE WI-FI. I’ve been coming here for years because I love the vibe of the joint (and the quality of their latte) but the big free wifi sign on their wall makes it a clear winner for "best Melbourne cafe 2006".

HUgo Chavez loves Grandma Funks

Bono On Bono

I’ve never really been a huge U2 fan. I can take or leave most of their catalogue although I respect Bono’s ability to write a lyric. And I’ve always been suspicious about his whole "save the world" shtick, not because of him per se, just because I am suspicious of any celebrity attaching themselves to a cause.

But I saw him interviewed about his work on TV (was it 60 Minutes?) a few months ago and some of the things he said struck a chord with me.

So in the airport yesterday morning, on my way to QLD, I picked up a copy of Bono On Bono Michka Assayas’s 2005 book containing a series of revealing interviews with the guy over the course of the early 2000’s. I’m already about two-thirds of the way through it and it’s one of the most inspirational reads I’ve had in a long time. Almost every page is chock full of quotes that smack you upside the head. Whether he’s talking about U2’s approach to their music or his political activism, it’s just a series of brilliant ideas. Even though he is a very passionate Catholic, and almost every page relates his work in both fields to his spiritual beliefs, which I definitely don’t identify with, the guy has so much first-hand wisdom about success in art and politics that this book is a complete gem.

I feel like it’s almost a personal call to me to grow up in a bunch of ways. He tells this story that he said is responsible in many ways for his political direction at the moment which I’ll relate here, albeit in a paraphrased fashion. The story was related to Bono by Harry Belafonte. HB told of a time when Bobby Kennedy has become Attorney General of they United States and the entire civil rights movement, under the leadership of Martin Luther King, was depressed because Kennedy was a racist and was going to block all of the civil rights efforts. King was presiding over a meeting with a group of his followers and he said something like "do you mean to tell me that there isn’t one nice thing you can say about Bobby Kennedy?". "That’s what we’re trying to tell you, there is nothing good to say about him", his people told him. And so King broke up the meeting and said they were not going to discuss the matter again until someone could find something good to say about Kennedy. Eventually they learned that Kennedy was close to his bishop. So the entire civil rights movement ganged up on Kennedy’s bishop and got him to convince Kennedy that morally he had to support them. And he became their biggest supporter.

So I had always wondered how a guy like Bono manages to get close to guys like Bush and Blair, if he truly represents what he says he does, and they are the worst manifestations of modern Western imperialism. And this is his angle. He finds the one thing they can agree on and ignores EVERYTHING else. He says in the book, when he’s working with them on debt relief, he ignores the Iraq invasion. He ignores all of the other evils they preside over. Because he knows he can only fight one fight at a time. He finds the common ground and ignores everything else. I find that REALLY hard to do in my dealings with people.

I think I can learn a lot from this guy. I’m almost finished the book and I think I’ll re-read it again as soon as I’m done. This time I’ll take notes.

Get On The Good Foot!

I listened to a couple of great podcasts this morning. I’ve been reading about the TED conference for years and dreaming of the day when I’ll get an invite. I recently found out they had a few podcasts up from their 2006 conference and I threw a couple of them onto my iPod. One by Al Gore and one by Tony Robbins.

Now I’m not an American and so pretty much all I knew about Al Gore before his film "An Inconvenient Truth" started being promoted, I learned from David Letterman. You know – the guy has the personality of a block of wood. He thinks he is Tim Berners-Lee. Etc. Here’s what I learned from the podcast I heard this morning – this guy is F U N N Y. And passionate about climate change. It’s an excellent podcast, please go listen to it, then subscribe to our new podcast "Treading Lightly" to keep learning more about what each of us can do to become carbon neutral.

Now… Tony Robbins. I know what most of you think about Tony Robbins. But I’ll tell you a secret. There was a time in my life, when I was about 20, when I would go sit in cafes a few nights a week and I’d read Tony Robbins’ books and take lots of notes about me, my life, where I was going, what I wanted to do. I won’t say his books were the only influence in my life, but when I started reading them I had no university education, grew up on the wrong side of the tracks in a country Queensland town, and was working dead-end cubicle jobs making about $20k a year. And – most importantly – I was unhappy. Miserable. Eight years later I was working at Microsoft, traveling the world, making $150k a year. And still miserable. But hey – I was miserable at a higher standard of living. And I could afford a good shrink. 🙂

So anyway, the Tony Robbins talk at TED is about emotion and how it motivates you. He says that from his experience, the key element that makes the difference in people’s success isn’t their education or resources. It’s their emotional motivation.  It struck a note with me because last Friday was an interesting day. I can’t go into details, but about 9.30 in the morning I got some disappointing news. Extremely disappointing news. Now, fortunately for me, I was scheduled to record an episode of my Napoleon podcast with J. David Markham that morning and I decided not to cancel it but to press on. Good decision. Talking with David about Napoleon for an hour always perks me up and makes me think "What Would Napoleon Do?". So by the time I had finished that show I was determined to use the circumstances to motivate me, not allow it to depress me. I jumped on the phone. I sent some emails. I worked harder. I felt energized. And then something happened. Now the thing that happened (again, I can’t go into details)  had nothing directly to do with my efforts of the previous few hours. It came out of the blue. But I can’t help feel that somehow, my decision to jump back on the horse and turn things to me advantage, had something to do with it. Somehow. Don’t ask me to explain it. But the day ended MUCH better than it started.

On Thursday I was with Father Bob and we were arguing about unions and people who cry that they are being mistreated by their employers. Industrial relations and all that jazz. I told Bob I don’t buy it. If you don’t like your job; if you don’t like your boss; if you don’t like your life – do something about it. Read a book. Read a thousand books. Figure out how to make your life different. Go to your local library and read biographies on people who did extraordinary things with their lives. That was the best piece of advice I was ever given, when I was about 20 years old, when I was fortunate to have a late night coffee with a guy called Peter Daniels. He told me "invest 10% of your net income into books which will increase your value in the marketplace". I tried and it’s hard to read that many books. But I gave it my best shot. And I still do.

Now, of course, there are some things reading a book won’t fix for you. If you are a quad like my mate Dave The Lifekludger, reading a book won’t fix that. But Dave isn’t a guy who seems to lack motivation. I’d put Dave in the top 1% of motivated people I know. If you are mentally challenged, reading a thousand books may not help you. But then again, usually the most successful people I’ve met weren’t the brightest people I’ve met (okay, Bill Gates is the exception). They people I’ve met who seem to have accomplished the most are usually passionate and singularly focused. I admire that last trait a lot because I’m ADD and can’t focus on anything longer than….

Sorry, just had to check my email. Where was I?

Oh, right. Get emotional. Use your circumstances to your advantage whenever you can. When something bad happens to you, ask yourself "how I can I use this to my benefit?". Get pissed off. Tell yourself you aren’t going to stay like this any longer. Go to your local library and get out biographies on people you admire. Read about what motivated them. Read about the challenges they faced along the way and how they overcame them. As James Brown said: Get On The Good Foot!

Treading Lightly launches on TPN

If you’re like me, you are increasingly worrying about what we, humans, are doing to the environment and wondering what things you can do to make a difference without necessarily becoming a tree-hugger. This is the show for you. Us. Treading Lightly. Kevin and Jason are two Aussies who are passionate about improving the way they interact with their environment and have tips and tricks for the rest of us.

LISTEN NOW: [audio:http://treadinglightly.thepodcastnetwork.com/audio/tpn_treadinglightly_20060625_001.mp3]

GDAY WORLD #100!

Guest host is David Green, host of TPN’s All American Show, who works for the US Dept of Defense and was stationed in Iraq from Jan 2005 – Jan 2006, so this is a show about IRAQ. I apologize for my audio quality on this show… 100 shows and I still forgot to switch on the right mic…. idiot.
Show notes:

As always, our Intro / Outro music courtesy of Melbourne band Spruiker.

GDAY WORLD! #94

On today’s show, guest host David Gray and I talk about:

And then I interview Ben Davis, Vice President, Xitel, a Canberra company producing world class iPod accessories such as their Hi-Fi doc.

As always, our Intro / Outro music “D24″ courtesy of Melbourne band Spruiker.

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