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… goes to I saw this flyer at a local cafe and got such a laugh out of it, I had to share it.

I especially love the second paragraph:

“The Reconnection (TM) bring in “new” axiatonal lines that enable us to standardize unique vibratory levels and frequencies for healing and ultimately, for our evolution. These axiatonal lines are part of a parallel-dimensional circulatory system that draws the basic energy for the renewal functions of the human body.”

Wow. And I often wonder how much bullshit is in *my* marketing documents. That takes the cake.