ICKY THUMP!!!! I’ve been listening to The White Stripes new album this morning and YAAHHHHHHH!!!! It rocks baby! There wasn’t a single song that didn’t thrill me. Every song has it’s own unique charm – a riff, a joke, a bagpipe solo, a guitar solo, something that makes it deliciously ambitious, outrageous, glorious! Jack White is the Quentin Tarantino of rock. Everything he does just seems to yell “I’VE GOT THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD!!!!”. You can tell the guy just gets so much delight out of turning rock upside down, pulling ideas out of everywhere, throwing them into a punk rock blender, and then throwing the cocktail into your face, ice cubes and all. In a week when David Chase gave us all the finger, Jack White has provided the medicine. Did you know it’s now official that Jack and Meg were, in fact, once married? The whole “brother/sister” story was belied a while back.
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I’m also enjoying Tori Amos’ new album AMERICAN DOLL POSSE. Yeah Tori, you’re a MILF alright. Thanks for reminding us. Did you realize she is now 44? 40 is the new 20.
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Kissing Hank’s Butt. I just read this great story on The Jesus Myth blog about some people who go around kissing the butt of a guy called Hank. Apparently if you kiss Hank’s butt, he’ll give you a million dollars. But wait – there’s a catch. Read the whole yarn. It’s very clever.
Tori – a MILF?
According to Wikipedia (Cam’s eternal source of wisdom)…
MILF – Abbreviation of Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao
Really?
LOL. Hmmm, on the off-chance that you aren’t pulling my leg CD (I know that Frankish sense of humour can be a little hard to gauge), I refer you to my other bible: The Urban Dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf
hey cam, if you like TWS then you should listen to a band called Queens of the Stone Age.
Just had a New album come out called Era Vulgaris (fourth album).
Fcking brilliant
Hank:
They made a video of this a while back (http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/KissingHanksAss.mov)
A clearinghouse site for humor of this type is at http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/Humor.html.
kickass! thanks matthew!