Nightmares….

I actually had a nightmare last night that I was still working at Microsoft. Woke up about 4am and took a few minutes to remember I left 30 months
ago. Was still in such shock I couldn’t get back to sleep…. weird. In the dream, someone in HR had compiled a document about dealing with difficult employees which was pretty much an indirect attack on me. Even mentioned what to do when someone comes to work wearing Elvis sunnies.

I bet that document actually does exist in Microsoft HR somewhere.