With Friends Like Britney’s
According to MTV’s website:
Friends of Britney Spears have revealed the singer scrawled the devil’s digits, 666, over her bald head and screamed “I’m the Antichrist” in rehab last weekend. One pal told the News Of The World, “The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’” The friend added, “Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called but luckily she was unhurt.” Fortunately, friends say Britney’s apparent suicide attempt was just a cry for help rather than a serious bid to end it all.
Hey – to all my friends and pals out there – if I ever go nuts, shave my head, start screaming I’m the antichrist, and try to hang myself – do me a favour and SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT.
Thanks.
Yeah, but if the friends don’t talk they will go to the insiders! And if they don’t talk, they will talk to the sources close to you. Hey, Cam, is that a tell tale baby bump?
Molly
The only issue with that is that if you were to go nuts, shave your head etc then you would probably do it loudly and publish it yourself in audio, video and written formats.
yeah mim and speaking of which… I’ve been giving very serious thoughts to joining you on March 15.
you should! It’ll be fun 🙂
Colin is shaving his head too and apparently he looks like an alien when he’s bald. Hopefully I’ll look more Natalie Portman than Brit though…
Let’s all do it together and get it on video!
If you do any of that Cam, I’ll take photos, and blog about it. It’d do wonders for you site traffic! It’d hit digg’s front page in no time.
I’m with Scouta boy. We’d blog four colours’a shit out of that sort of breakdown.
AS an added bonus your announcement that you were the anti Christ would be a fair indicator that you believed in a Christ in the first place- again- noteworthy/blogworthy.
Cover of the Bulleting- here we come!
Tom
sorry, I should have been more specific. Will my *friends* please not talk to the press about my breakdown. Richard, Thomas – you guys can talk to whomever you wish!
oh… I got a letter offering me a book which explains how this 666 fad will be implemented upon society… never knew gossip mags and christian groups had the same sources…
checked godaddy…
CAMERONREILLYINSANE.COM is available!
Will my *friends* please not talk to the press about my breakdown.
With me and Giles out of the running, that leaves you with a NULL result olde bean.
Tom
Why do you think anyone would care?
care? I’d be surprised if anyone even NOTICED.